paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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