I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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