a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I think my moral compass just broke
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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