? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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