You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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