let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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