Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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