look no pants
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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