It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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