I bet he comes in French.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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