We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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