I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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