lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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