YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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