I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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