Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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