whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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