You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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