so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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