And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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