Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
A bitchslap is in order.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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