Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
there is glitter all over my balls
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