i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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