Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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