you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
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i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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