I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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