haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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