you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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