My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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