margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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