is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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