We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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