you guys were way drunker than both of me
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
its liver damage thursday
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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