My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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