PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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