I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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