I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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