i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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