we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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