I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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