I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
i out mim tonsoeep
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