She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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