Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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