I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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