Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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