What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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