So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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