Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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