I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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