He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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